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Potty Mouth…. March 22, 2009

Posted by Alichat in Humor, Life.
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So my mother stopped by today for lunch.  As I was munching on my salad, I mentioned that I have a date for Thursday night.  The resulting conversation is below.

Mom – “Oh really?  Have you met him before?”
Me  – “Well, we met once, but we didn’t get to talk too much then, so we’ll see how dinner goes.”
Mom – “Hmm….so….you’re not going to speak like you normally do, right?”
Me – Pausing mid-chew “Huh?” 
Mom – “Well, you are going to watch your language, right?”
MeLaughing “What the fuck does that mean?!”
Momsighing “Well, sometimes men are put off by women with a potty mouth.” **
Me – “Potty mouth?!  Using the word fuck doesn’t make me a potty mouth.  If I said the word cunt alot, THEN I’d be a potty mouth.”

She grimaced. 

**It should be noted that just last week, she let fly the word fuck three or four times in a phone conversation with me….hee hee!! Granted it was in response to finding out that someone’s passport had gone missing hours before our flight out of the country, but still…..hee hee!!!

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1. Archie - March 23, 2009

ROFL!

Me: Owwww!
Dad: What’s the matter?
Me: The fuckin coffee scalded my tongue!
Dad: Watch your fuckin language young lady!

Bemused Silence…

Dad & I ROFL!

2. MERE - March 23, 2009

bwhahahaha – potty mouth.

3. sandybeach - March 26, 2009

I love your mother!!!!

4. Leah Moak Newman - March 26, 2009

Mom – “Well, you are going to watch your language, right?”
Me – Laughing “What the fuck does that mean?!”

OMG!!! Bwaahaaaa!!!!!


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